|Abandon hope all ye who enter here|
|"Meet new people, understand |
them, and drop high-explosive
ordnance on their heads."
Nellis AFB is HUGE, covering thousands of acres of Nevada. In fact, a sizeable percentage of Nevada as a whole is government-owned and much of this is fenced off; you only notice it when you're a long way offroad. But let's face it, you don't want to go sniffing around a nuclear test site anyway, even if half-life's shorter than time since test.
It's time for some R&R at the Gomorrah Casino.